Poo and Engrish
Honestly I couldn't think of a better title. It's really about Poo & Engrish.
First the Poo.
Yep, its a Poo, a turd, a shit, a brown log, a Number 2 or a doo doo.
Why would ANYONE want to own one of these?
The conversation must have gone something like this.
Person A "I feel depressed, I wish I had a giant poo in my life that I could hug when I feel down."
Person B "That's a really good idea, I'm sure that other people have the same empty void in their lives too."
Person A "Certainly there is nothing that makes me feel happy than the idea of having a soft poo to hold."
Person B "I think you should market this idea, you will make a fortune."
Person A "I think I will."
(If you post about this and come up with something funnier on your own blog, I'll send you 50-200 EntreCard credits. Let me know what the URL is)
Then the Engrish, At the same store I found:
Freshful Straw from Heartful Goods. Good to see they can continue to make up words!
4 comments:
are we supposed to get the same feeling of "relieved" when we touched that "brown wonder".
I'm sure feeling relieved is a feeling you would have if you'd been hanging onto it for too long!
I noticed today while playing with my mobile that among its many emoji it has a little poo icon... Would come in useful if I was out shopping and came upon the item you found and wished to ask the wife whether I should bring one back...
I bet Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo from South Park would be a big hit here in J-land.
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