Outlet Mall Engrish
Never before have I seen so many fine examples of quality Engrish, so I decided to be a little creative and present a story to you.
I was walking around the shopping mall when an
Struck me. I decided to make good use of my time, as you only
Thus I decided to take some photos and
around the mall. As I looked at the many stores I was developing a
about the use of Engrish in Japan and how there might be a
where Japanese is mis-used in the west. Still as I have been caught up in a
which picked me up high into the air. Eventually I landed
Which really hurt my bum. It was there I met a
who introduced herself to me. But I don't
as well as she does about the mall. Next we decided to eat some
It was really good. The pasta was aldente , the sauce just so and the waiter
at me after seeing the size of his tip. After lunch she took out a cigarette and
and relax after a nice meal. However there was a problem with the
and he told her not to smoke. Nearing the end I will have to make a
And bid you farewell.
13 comments:
hilarious!
Great post! I was laughing the whole time!
Nice. I'm just glad you didn't pass by one of those "knt!" shops. I always get nervous when I pass by one of them.
I'm very glad you liked it! It took me quite a while walking around and making sure I didn't miss anything funny.
Please feel free to stumble this post so that many people can laugh at my hard work.
Hmm ... something tells me you're not a big fan of all the "alternatively creative" uses of English in this country. Would it help if I told you that 99% of all French you see in this country is both perfectly spelled and sensical? :P
Perhaps next time you can visit Cat Cafe and take a few pictures, then write a post about how Engrish is used for deep philosophical questions like "Have you in time felt relax."
Not a big fan? Are you kidding!
I could imagine myself as a self stylized Engrish Hunter. "Today we have an example of machine translated English on a children's T-shirt. I'm gonna wrestle this fella".
Great post! Well done ;)
Thanks!
This is another way to use photograph to make a statement. I usually see this kind of trick in photographers' exhibition.
Very nice...Engrish!!!
lolx~! ;D
Too cute! Looks like you were out in my neck of the woods when you took these shots - Makuhari?
Great idea for a post! Stumbled.
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